For the purposes of simplifying the name The East Coast could be referred to as Leinster leading to the club being the Leinster sea Kayak club - LSKC
I am a fan of FECK and FECK.eu. (with its associated Feckers - members of Feck) A member of the committee could be known as official of the club and thus entitled to the "Feck Off." title!
Not as daring as that famous Diving club in Lough Swilly near Derry.
However as the clubs main base is effectively Bollock Harbour we could be referred to as "A Load of Bollocks"